Bloggay! :D Also have I changed? :O Also will someone actually read this? :\

Wohoo :D
Blogging again, am I!
[Umm. Uh. No-no. I never had an outrageously pathetic blog visited only by dildo selling spammers about television gossip and romances. Never. Mummykasam.Uh huh.]

Oh fuck.
I AM BLOGGING, y'all.
That's as awesome as fuck!
Big hysterical WOHOOO this time:D

Wokay.
First post.
*bites nails* *sips water repeatedly* *glass slips* *the apshagun background music* *endofstory*

Okay I know this was lame. But first fowl maaf karo peepuls! :D [In case you don't get it, fool, that's the basic carrom rule]


So yeah. Awesomely enough, I have a blog. And it's nickname is bloggay. Because bloggy is way too cheesy and common. As a matter of fact, the nickname shall be dirtaybloggay. One day I'll probably even make DB a twitter account. OMFG *drools*.

Also, a bit of the background details. Because I have nothing much to say at the moment, for all that the blog's smartypants caption implies. I love writing. Okay maybe I don't, it's such a herculean task. But I do feel the urge to write very often. But the bitch of the thing is, I don't like talking to myself. Hence, my awesome mind told me, BLOG, babe. So that's that.

I had three ideas for my bloggay [ Blogoo? Blogaaa?]
1.Maro Saalo. This was supposed to be some kind of a bitching forum. Everyone would be allowed to bitch about things/people/situations using false names and stuff. Abuses were to be allowed. But it had too much of negativity around it's basic idea. Also I pride myself too much on my gaali repertory and didn't want unknown words to challenge my guroor. So Maro Saalo was aborted.

2. Celebrating Life. This was to be based on my experiences of celebrating life. Yo peepul. ZNMD gave me the awesomephul idea of celebrating life, week-wise. So every week I try to celebrate something or the other. The first week was "I love you" week. Gave disgusting little cards ( two paper hearts stuck inexpertly on a silver taped kulfi stick. Text : "I love you...because you are AWESOME! Yes, I know my creativity sucks dicks.) to everyone around me who I loved, whatever volume of love may it be. Okay, sach ka samna time. Not everyone. Pending confessions. Will do soon. *guilty gulp*.

This present week is "Experiments with Eating" week. It's so much fun-ner than the ILY one. God aught to create a man as awesome as food. No wonder I'm not falling in love with people. Sigh.

But it had too much of positivity around the basic idea and people.


I THRIVE ON BITCHING. Like harmless and momentary, but still, BITCHING. So it died too.

And thus.
*Everyone stands up* *Guards open the door* *Flower petal rainflall*.
Enter WHAT'S ON MY MIND.
*You-are-awesome chants* *Applause* *Darbaaris sit down after bowing to me*

Ah. I'm blogging. I can't explain how damn long I've wanted this. The bliss is making me cry, no, seriously!

Also I must make a list of all stupid facebook pages and use it as a facebook repellant during exam time.
Also I wanted to talk about many other notsonice things [ refer title] but heck, I can't wait to get to bed and imagine a romantic scene with Him and put myself to a dreamyphul sleep.
Also the caption. I think it's pretty cool, yo B) Okay I also suspect it is subconsciously plagiarized, sad thing. Not sure though.
Also the template background. Such a pretty pretty thing it is! So resplendently beautiful! Love! :*
Somehow writing love with capital L always reminds me of Mr. Lova Lova. If I were less lazy I would also put up the youtube link of the song. But well, yawn.

Good night people. That is if someone is awesome enough to stumble upon this.

P.S: I read Agatha Christie after a long time today. The Hound of Death. A dozen brilliant stories about supernaturalism. I think I will pee in my pyjamas if I dream of them. Thank god it's one of those five days.


Okaytata :D